Here's how it went down:
Me: Hey, honey. Want to meet us at the park on your lunch break?
Daddy: Sure. We just got released, I'll come over there now.
Me: Okay. See you when you get here. I love you.
Daddy: I love you too. Bye!
Fast forward 10 minutes.
Daddy [arrives at the park and puts his lunch on the table]
Smidget: Dada! Shoe shoe!!!
Daddy: I'll tie it for you, buddy! [turns to tie shoe]
Mama [reaches over and puts the test on the lunch box]
Daddy: [turning back to the table] He ate all my yogurt!
Mama: Oh yeah? He does that to me all the time.
Daddy: Guess I'll eat some more car...
Me: Hey, honey. Want to meet us at the park on your lunch break?
Daddy: Sure. We just got released, I'll come over there now.
Me: Okay. See you when you get here. I love you.
Daddy: I love you too. Bye!
Fast forward 10 minutes.
Daddy [arrives at the park and puts his lunch on the table]
Smidget: Dada! Shoe shoe!!!
Daddy: I'll tie it for you, buddy! [turns to tie shoe]
Mama [reaches over and puts the test on the lunch box]
Daddy: [turning back to the table] He ate all my yogurt!
Mama: Oh yeah? He does that to me all the time.
Daddy: Guess I'll eat some more car...
Daddy realises there is a pregnancy test in his lunch.
He has a moment of "WTF? How'd that get there?"
He looks a second time and sees TWO lines.
He looks at me with a stunned face.
It takes him a minute to digest the news.
He can't speak.
But his face asks "REALLY!?!"
Nope---I had someone else pee on a test
just so I could put it in your lunch box and confuse you.
Yes, dummy. Really.
Shocked happiness.
He has lots of dimples when he's happy.
He held this face for a good 20 minutes.
I'm surprised is face didn't hurt!
