Sometimes when you're a Little Guy,
you want to be the Big Guy.
So, you just wait til Daddy falls asleep on the couch.
Then you go get his wallet and steal his ID and cash.
You put on his dog tags and his boots.
You grab his electronics *in this case a calculator*
and you march aroun the living room with no pants on.
Its best if your ding-a-ling is flapping in the wind.
Then, you feel like the big-man on campus.
'Til Mommy chases you down and hugs and kisses you
all because you're too cute and she can't resist it any longer.
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